Saturday Mar 08 '08

Tongue-in-cheek Comments Off

gal love This is definitely a little Tongue-in-cheek I’m feeling quite loopy and “psycho” and just feel like blabin’ incoherently… God I’m so happy my Koakuma Ageha subscription has started!! Or my skank magazine as I endearingly call it It’s so amazing~~~ the eye candy is never ending. I know, perhaps one could say there is “controversy” surrounding this magazine. Those people, I feel, have a stick so far up their asses they see red and obviously lack any sense of humor or cynicism. Yes, it’s full of hostess club workers and fashion, yes it’s commercialism to the fullest, yes everything is so wildly over the top it’s practically absurd, and yes… that is why I fuckin’ love it. It’s a bit Tongue-in-cheek too you could say. (Oh my, phrase of the day) I WANT to see what daily household items Mika Kagoshima uses!! She’s a super sexy race car driver by the way~ I want to see what insane anorexic diets these girls use… and what other magazine would try to make a model resemble Charmmy Kitty!!!??

Are you kidding me!? GLORIOUS!

Sure, I could just be a douche and do a super serious write up on the ins & outs of this magazine… but that’s not fun. The only thing that does put me off are the few and far between photos of a model with their kid… perhaps b/c they seem to live such an “unrestricted & eternally childlike” lifestyle… or because I just hate children in general. BWAHAHAH But it’s soon forgotten as I flip from one southern style huge bouffant hair-do after the next! This is definitely my guilty pleasure.

topic change
A few months ago I noticed the photos on Rinka’s blog being… altered. From once huge and glorious 600×600 photos to flash protected postings of them (nice try, I can still save them) to now seemingly tiny ass 300px sized photos. WHOEVER CHANGED THIS YOU CAN GO TO HELL. The tiny photos are what completely turned me off of Miho Tanaka’s blog [omfg who has ironically posted 2 huge photos in recent entries to make me look stupid in my rant.] I’m serious, I rarely visit it (miho’s blog) now. Though perhaps I’m a hypocrite… because I post 300px photos… but I’m not some amazing celebrity that has people like me hording their photos for my crappy layouts…