| × I have broken someone's bones. |
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (yea, I guess so.) |
× I hate the rain. (rarely ever.) |
| ✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Of what? This could be less generic.) |
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (all the plastic surgery in the world couldn't fix my problem...) |
× I need/want money right now. (I don't really need any unless I wanna be greedy and say YES for a trip or something.) |
| ✓ I love sushi. (not really love though, just like.) |
✓ I talk really, really fast. (only when pissed.) |
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (wtf? Who are these people!?) |
| ✓ I have long hair. (shoulder length & fucking long to ME.) |
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. |
✓ I have at least one sibling. |
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S. |
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. |
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (yea, OK.) |
| ✓ I like the way that I look. (most of the time.) |
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (I dunno~) |
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (lately, yes.) |
| × I have a lot of mood swings. (not lately) |
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (what? Why? Get sex the old fashioned way by MARRYING it.) |
× I slept with a roommate. (Does Mike count b/c we LIVE together?) |
| × I have a hidden talent. (I have yet to find it, obviously.) |
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (no.) |
× I have a lot of friends. (They live so far now (T___T)) |
| × I have pecked someone of the same sex. |
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (no!) |
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. |
| ✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (& then buy.... right?) |
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (my blog? Obsessed? OK, whatever, I'll just say yes.) |
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (I'm over that, I fuckin' grew up ya know.) |
| ✓ I have a mobile phone. |
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. |
✓ I've rejected someone before. (I always get the bitter ones...) |
| ✓ I currently like/love someone. |
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I do & I AMMMMMMMMMMMM) |
× I want to have children in the future. |
| × I have changed a diaper before. |
× I've called the cops on a friend before. |
× I'm not allergic to anything. |
| ✓ I have a lot to learn. (Don't we all.) |
× I am shy around the opposite sex. |
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (not anymore (post college)) |
| ✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (yes, & they all rock.) |
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (alcohol) |
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (hum, I wonder if Mike counts.... ages ago~) |
| × I own the "South Park" movie. |
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. |
× I enjoy some country music. (hell no) |
| × I would die for my best friends. (I don't think they'd die for me.) |
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (I have issues <___<) |
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (never) |
| ✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (fuck yes AND as an adult it's an excuse to BUY bags of candy.) |
× I have dated a close friend's ex. |
✓ I am happy at this moment. (though I shouldn't be if I think about it logically.) |
| × I'm obsessed with guys. |
✓ Democrat. |
× Republican. |
| × I don't even know what I am. (o___o) |
× I am punk rockish. |
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. |
| × I study for tests most of the time. (I'm too old for this thingy I think.) |
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (technically, hahahahaha) |
× I can work on a car. |
| ✓ I love my job(s). (yes... no, my CAREER!) |
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. |
× I have more than just my ears pierced. |
| × I walk barefoot wherever I can. (heels please.) |
× I have jumped off a bridge. |
× I love sea turtles. (what? why?) |
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (not ridiculous) |
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (sure) |
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. |
| × I hate office jobs. (fuck you, love em!) |
× I went to college out of state. (*wanted to... *) |
× I am adopted. (I wish! Haha, just kidding, just kidding.) |
| × I am a pyro. |
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (I think so.) |
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. |
| ✓ I fall for the worst people. (probably) |
✓ I adore bright colours. |
× I usually like covers better than originals. (no!) |
| ✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (only b/c the food is bad) |
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (it's called multitasking, people!!) |
× I can't whistle. |
| ✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. |
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (except the one I took to Germany... where the fuck did THAT one go!?) |
× I talk in my sleep. (How would I know?) |
| × I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (sometimes, but not really) |
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (all the while obsessing over them anyway.) |
× I wear a toe ring. |
| × I have a tattoo. |
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (nah) |
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (yes, though I'm SOOO much better at controlling it now.) |
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. |
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (why!?) |
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (yes... again with the "issues") |
| × I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. |
× I'm an artist. |
× I am ambidextrous. |
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (I used to.... now it's just my cat pillow) |
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. |
× I have terrible teeth. |
| × I hate my toes. |
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (hahaha) |
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Oh God.) |
| × I have lived in either three different states or countries. |
× I am extremely flexible. |
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. |
| × I want to own my own business. |
× I smoke. |
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (not really b/c I only spend time on it when I have not much else to do) |
| ✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. |
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. |
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. |
| ✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. |
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. |
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. |
| ✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. |
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. |
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. |
| × I can't stand being alone. (I need alone time.) |
× I have at least one obsession at any given time. |
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. |
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (not really too much.) |
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (yea, I suck.) |
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. |
| ✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. |
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (used to, now it doesn't matter.) |
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (It doesn't hurt) |
| × I am a Libertarian. |
✓ I can speak more than one language. |
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (I FUCKIN' WISH!!!) |
| × I would rather read than watch TV. |
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. |
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (I'm sure) |
| × I have no piercings. |
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. |
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. |
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. |
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. |
✓ I like most animals better than most people. |
| ✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Bible Adventures!!!!) |
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. |
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. |
| × I am compulsively honest. |
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. |
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. |
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. |
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. |
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (the eating) |
| ✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (nature sounds) |
× I dislike milk. |
× I obsessively wash my hands. |
| ✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (I try to) |
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. |
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. |
| ✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. |
✓ I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (well, at one point) |
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (ganguro!? Mamba!? hehehehe) |
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. |
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (I have in the past) |
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. |
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts. |
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (I think they are broken inside) |
× I don't like to chew gum. |
| ✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (sweet!) |
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (happens a lot) |
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (mix in big problems at home too...) |
| ✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. |
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. |
× I love to sing. |
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. |
× I have a custom-built computer. |
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. |
| ✓ I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (sweet!!!!!!! B/c only my kitty understands me, hahahaha) |
× I've gone skinny-dipping. |
✓ I've performed in three plays. (As a kid I had one every year, but that's not really the same.) |
| × I enjoy burritos. |
× I'm Irish and loving it. |
× I have a thing for redheads. |
| × I am a twin! (no, just dating one) |
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. |
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. |
| ✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Say the things I didh't have the courage to say.) |
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. |
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. |
| ✓ I need more time to myself. |
× I wish I was more open-minded. |
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. |
| ✓ I download songs from the internet. (iTunes is the "internet", right?) |
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (I need to read that.......) |
× I say random things to freak people out. |
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. |
× I love playing Truth or Dare. |
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. |
| ✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. |
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. |
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (but in a good way) |
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. |
× I can only hate someone that I love. |
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. |